Don’t Park Your Rear on the Grass

I can’t offer you 1 dime. Look elsewhere. If you are into internet marketing, network marketing, email me or post a like on Facebook, and I will be glad to tell you how to spend a lot of money for nothing. I have tried multiple times and failed.

The schemes and scams are ridiculous. I would say legislate the internet, but I have been legislated enough in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

The City Inspector stopped by one day, knocked on the front door, and said, “Your vehicle is parked on your grass.” I peered around him, and stated, “Yes, I suppose you are right.” He said, “Well, that is a direct violation of city ordinance, to park your vehicle on your grass.”

I responded, “The hell you say, I am paying $350 a month in property taxes, and you have the audacity to state: “I CAN’T PARK MY VEHICLE ON MY OWN GRASS.”  My grass must be sacred, perhaps I should smoke it.

Let’s go ahead and legislate everything. From vehicle parking, to cutting your grass, to wiping your _ss. In the end what does it matter. It matters a lot.

In the end, in an unbiased opinion, the whole lot of it is a scam. From the internet to the City I live in in Minneapolis. Do we really need somebody telling us not to park on our grass? THE GRASS WE ARE PAYING FOR AND PAYING FOR THEIR SALARIES, TO TELL US NOT TO PARK ON OUR OWN GRASS. Get a life.

Trying to find a real money making deal on the internet, is like trying to find a Camel in Alaska.

I have been looking for a new wave on the net. I finally found it. Something that promises to go somewhere and do something. After reviewing my credibility sources, one being Alexa.com, this deal purports to work, and I like it for 1 reason. It went from 1,000 page views in September 2011, to 8 million today, February 4^th, 2012. Need I Say more.

I have not made millions yet, or even hundreds of thousands yet. But I suppose, if you are like me and get of your royal duff, and work a little, we can be successful. The other option is stay where you are, in your little cocoon, and don’t make a dime.

3 steps to success, blog, tell others, collect money. Sign up, watch the video, and you decide at no cost.

In the meantime, I am still parking on my grass, but not sitting on my _ss.

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Click the link for a change today!